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小小段子

今天跟一妹子下象棋,你说你马有三条命我忍了,你的象可以过河是小飞象我忍了,车可以拐弯是碰碰车我也忍了,但你用我的士干掉我的将还说是你培养的间谍几个意思?



卫生巾这下火了,关于卫生巾,说说你还知道哪些叫法? 1、书面称呼:卫生巾 2、普通叫法:大创可贴 3、文艺叫法:藏经阁 4、二逼叫法:吸血天使 5、可爱叫法:妹纸

蚯蚓点评:妹纸,哈可爱,太有创意



让表侄儿用“偷偷摸摸”造句,丫造了个“我想偷偷摸摸杨小甜的辫子。”



“你以为找到一个可以保护你的人,可是后来的大风大浪都是他给的。”
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  • sdzzlihui 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2015-12-1 23:20

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